You're officially too old when..

• You find it funny to run laps acting like an aeroplane around Fusion

• When you get more enjoyment out of getting new TT bars for your bike

• When you purchase a Garmin with a heart rate monitor 

• When you have a rant to a girl in a night club saying how old you are, then she replies saying she’s got a year on top

• When you see your cousin who is more mature than you, but is only ¾ your age

• When a mate drives back from Germany then can “out do” you on staying out in night clubs

• When you only go for an Indian because you have a £5 discount

And for me,

I am one year older, one year wiser…

Time to have a coffee…

Happy days!